Horsing Around
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Brian and his two friends are hanging out at a bar. They're talking about life, sports and other guy things when the conversation finally gets around to to their marriages.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "You know what? I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench1 under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Brian, surprised by the candor2 of his friends, decides to come forth3 with his marital4 concerns: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friends look at him, or course, with utter disbelief.
"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."


1 wrench FMvzF     
  • He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的時候扭傷了足踝。
  • It was a wrench to leave the old home.離開這個老家非常痛苦。
2 candor CN8zZ     
  • He covered a wide range of topics with unusual candor.他極其坦率地談了許多問題。
  • He and his wife had avoided candor,and they had drained their marriage.他們夫妻間不坦率,已使婚姻奄奄一息。
3 forth Hzdz2     
  • The wind moved the trees gently back and forth.風吹得樹輕輕地來回搖晃。
  • He gave forth a series of works in rapid succession.他很快連續發表了一系列的作品。
4 marital SBixg     
  • Her son had no marital problems.她的兒子沒有婚姻問題。
  • I regret getting involved with my daughter's marital problems;all its done is to bring trouble about my ears.我后悔干涉我女兒的婚姻問題, 現在我所做的一切將給我帶來無窮的煩惱。
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